Thursday, March 29, 2007

I'm Dick Cheney...No, I'm Actually Charlies's Angel...

by S-Q @ 7:48 PM MDT

Huffington Post

STRATFORD, Conn. — A man was taken to Bridgeport Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he led authorities on a high-speed chase and then claimed to be Vice President Dick Cheney, police said.

John Spernak, 42, later admitted he wasn't Cheney but said he was actually "Charlie's Angels" star Jaclyn Smith, police said. He also claimed to be the husband of Paris Hilton's sister.

Police said Spernak, driving at more than 90 mph Monday night, hit a patrol car and was shocked with a stun gun before they could arrest him. He was charged with attempted first-degree assault, engaging police in a pursuit, reckless driving, criminal mischief, interfering with police and being in a town park after dark.

Note: No one answered the phone Wednesday afternoon at a number listed for Cheney's... errr.. I mean Spernak's address.

12 comments:

S-Q said...
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S-Q said...

That guy must be crazy to claim to be Darth Cheney!

ROFLMAO

teak said...

Thanks for the post and compliment, S.Q.! I'm learning, I think. lol

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calamityjane said...

Hi, s-q, Teak. Bush should hire that guy. He can lie just as good as any of the Bushies and drive the getaway car. And he comes with a criminal record and mental status that are highly sought after among the Bushies. LOL

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anthony said...

The Murder of Derek J. Hale shows that nobody is safe in the US.

i remember what happened 2 and a half years ago, shortly after the 7/7 "terror attack", when armed police shot a young Brazilian, Carlos Menezes, who, according to the offical story, was "a suspected suicide bomber", on a tube(subway) station in London.

I remember my sister's anger at the time, as she has a son of the same age as Menezes, and felt that no one was safe.

Menezes may have been deliberately killed because he knew too much.

There is much about the 7/7 bombings which, like 9/11 defies the official explanation.

anthony said...

Thanks for your comment on my blog, S-Q! Knowing how to post videos has enhanced it a lot, and given it that little bit extra to attract viewers. I went off blogging a bit earlier in the year and felt that it had become a kind of obsession, but now I've found now I've learnt how to post images and videos, I've come back to it. I'll be on holiday now for a couple of weeks (school holiday), so I'll be able to devote more time both to the blog and the website.

S-Q said...

Bush should hire that guy. He can lie just as good as any of the Bushies and drive the getaway car.
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"Spernakkie" did a heckuva job" at lying and driving that getaway car!
LOLMAO

Teak, Anthony & CJ:

I checked out your blogs last night and you are all doing a fantastic job! Keep up the great work! ;)

Basheert said...

Now wait a minute here...are we absolutely sure this guy is NOT Dick Cheney?

S-Q said...

Hi Basheert!

It does sound like the real Cheney, doesn't it?

ROFLMAO

S-Q said...
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S-Q said...

But, then again...it could have been McCain...he is so delusional these days!

LOLMAO