Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Karl Rove to appear in Portland Oregon on Friday The 13th.

by Geezer Power @ 5:20:00 PM PDT

The smell of Pork Rind will be heavy in the air on Friday the 13th. here in Tigard Oregon, a suberb of Portland. Karl Rove will be the unlikely visitor here at what is called a grass roots Republican convention, and it looks like his presence won't go unanswered, as the word is out on the internet. He will probably not see as many Republicans as he does genuine Grass Roots folks, who will not be paying $60 per head to see him.

Karl Rove coming to Portland Oregon on Friday the 13th.



The Mouth of Hell Opens in Tigard: Karl Rove is Coming


Posted by Scott Moore at 11:20 AM

By now, you may have heard that Satan has given Karl Rove—the maniacal genius behind the Bush machine, and one helluva MC—permission to leave the fiery, sulfur-choked depths of Hades to pay the Portland area a little visit this week. But here’s the question: Where, exactly, will Hell’s blood-soaked maw open up?

He’s appearing at a “grassroots” reception put on by the Washington County GOP, and it’s going to be somewhere in Tigard. You can register and pay on their website, but it doesn’t have any information about where it’s happening. I suppose they let you know after you pay. Is it just me, or is this not exactly how raves are organized?

68 comments:

S-Q said...

Hey Geezer:

Aren't you the lucky ones? Maybe some students will protest? hehe

Now, Geezer, you aren't a student any longer.. so I don't wanna see you on the news throwing eggs at Porkrind!

LOLMAO

S-Q said...

I hope we don't see another rap gig from Porkrind either! UGH!

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

I think Geezer is ready for his Hawaiian Luau...

Roast that Pig Son!!

GEEZERPOWER said...

I really wonder why in the world they would send pork rind to Portland. Anyone who would pay $60 to hear his ridiculouse rap have allready drank the kool-aide. The real grass roots might chip in their money so one of us can hear the neoconservative drivle, but I doubt that he can drum any support for Duhbya...( :

GEEZERPOWER said...

We would really like to light a bonfire, but we're fresh out of wood now because of the Healthy Forest's Initiative...);

Suzie-Q said...

Geezer:

Be sure to put an apple in his mouth!

LOLMAO

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

Geezer,

I'm surprised Oregon hasn't seceded from the Union yet..

GEEZERPOWER said...

Hay...Maybe GEF could rent a rig, pick you up in Arizona and come on out to the shindig. Oscar Meyer rent-a-car has some mighty spiffy rigs...Waddayasay, we've got plenty of scandal sauce?

Beep!

Captain Kit said...

There are several reasons to not post the location until you pay. One is the obvious, to try to thwart the protesters. (Like it will work!)

And second, if they don't get the expected number of fools willing to pay to see pork rind, they can downsize without the press getting wind of that. (Like it will work!)

Third, they will then try to give away the tickets. (Like that will work!) He's probably going to Portland because no one east of the Mississippi will show up. They must hope that "way out in the wild wild west" there are clueless people who think he's still "a contendah!"

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

LOL*)

Ok, but lemme just put my Lone Ranger Mask lest any of the locals make me out riding in a wiener mobile!

Oh the Humanity..

Hee hee hee!

Captain Kit said...

Geezerpower,
Great idea, take the WeenieMobile to see Pork Rind!
LOL

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Suzie-Q said...

Well, Geezer, you just never know! GEF and I might come up that way... one of these days. I have plenty of family & friends in your area.

Maybe we'll have a real barbecue! :0)

Suzie-Q said...

GEF:

LOL if you wear one of those masks, I will have to go in disguise too so my family & friends don't recognize me..

Me In Disguise

LOLMAO

GEEZERPOWER said...

GEF

OK but please don't wear those cowboy boots, their a dead giveaway and someone could mistake you for one of the W entourage. You know how much those Republicans love pork...lol

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

Geezerpower,

Ok you got it..

But I just don't know how I'm going to hide my Bow leggedness..

At least I'm well grounded! ;)

LOL*)

GEEZERPOWER said...

Susie Q

I would never guess that was you, and don't worry that attire is pretty normal for Portland. Should surprise the RepubliCons a little when you jump out of the weanermobile...ROTFLOL

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

ps..

My dog is bow legged too!

We call him Pioneer Pete! ;)

Suzie-Q said...

Hey Kit:

You want to join us for a barbecue? You can bring the chips! LOL

Larry said...

Maybe Rove will have another riot like the one at American University.

Suzie-Q said...

GEF:

I'm having second thoughts about a trip to Oregon with you and yer dog! Somethin' doesn't look quite right about you two!

ROFLMAO

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

Larry,

I think you're right.

This time it could be more than half of the state!

;)

GEEZERPOWER said...

GEF

Well...We got your back. I'll keep my eyes pealed for black helicopters and people dressed like transformers...;)

Larry said...

Rove needs an apple stuck in his mouth and roasted like a hog.

Global_Evildoer_Fighter said...

s-q,

In our defense we're trying to cut down on that Monsanto GM corn!

That stuff will stunt your growth!

It could also be from carrying all the GOP bullsh#t for all these years...

Hee hee hee!

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

Rove needs an apple stuck somewhere else.. with the whole apple tree...and a fire lit!

LOL

Larry said...

Suzie,

The bad thing about that, who would want to eat that hog meat?

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

That couldn't even be made into pet food!

LOL

Larry said...

Suzie,

I doubt they would ground that up for goats, and goats eat anything.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

I think a good place for that hog meat is behind bars for the rest of it's life!

Larry said...

Suzie,

Rove would break down if they ever threw his carcass in jail.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

I have a feeling he will be getting some papers very soon. Conyers and Waxman are after that Porkrind!
After all, he was/is Gone-Zo's boss!

Larry said...

Suzie,

Rove avoided prosecution when Libby was caught, I hope the blob can't do it again.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

He did so by going before the GJ 5 times!

LOL

Larry said...

Suzie,

Rove hung little Scooter out to dry and at the same time protected himself and Bush.

Suzie-Q said...

It could also be from carrying all the GOP bullsh#t for all these years...
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GEF:

Yes, 6+ years of this crap is too long! We need to make some serious changes in this country!

Starting with Gone-Zo and Porkrind! ;)

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Larry said...

Porkrind is like a puppet master who controls the meager existence of all those Bushy's.

Larry said...

Suzie,

Scooter was in all the mess up to his ears, but I bet Rove pointed them to Scooter to deflect his major part.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

Scooter lied and committed perjury and that is why he was convicted on 4 out of 5 counts.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

Yes, you're correct about the puppet master and probably threw Scooter a bone to make him shut his mouth and pretend to forget...in other words lie or else!

Larry said...

Rove caused a near riot at American University and he spoke to a right wing group.

Maybe his Oregon trip will bring the same results.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

It kind of reminds of the good old days..Al Capone..

Larry said...

Suzie,

Those were the days. McCain will probably hire Rove since he does everything Bush does.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

He won't hire Porkrind if he is behind bars!

LOLMAO

Suzie-Q said...

Maybe his Oregon trip will bring the same results.
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Larry:

Yeah, it will be interesting to see what happens!

LOL

Larry said...

McCain may hire Porkrind to attract those neo-con dollars, but why would the porkrind want a job with another loser?

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

McCain's campaign is in the toilet and along with Giuliani's...

Rove is a loser and after his failure to pull off the Nov. elections..he isn't worth very much to the Neocons any longer.

Larry said...

McCain is about finished. His love for Bush and war has knocked him out.

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Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

Yep, McCain has licked Bush's boots and gotten himself in a heckuva mess!

LOLMAO

Larry said...

McCain looks like a doddling old man who still thinks he is living in the 80's.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

Yep, he is so out of touch with people and seems lost!

LOL

Larry said...

Suzie,

Old right-winger Gingrich will end up running. He is a multi-adulterer but will be the darling of Falwell and Dobson.

teak said...


Boss at Canadian pet food maker sold shares before recall: report - Yahoo! Canada News


Listerine for Kids, Cool Blue recall--bacteria tainted.

Menu foods in KS isn't that far from where I live. I can tell you that they had problems before but gave the products to their employees (minus the label), I guess to pawn off on their neighbors *who pawned off on their friend, who told said friend this smells like chemicals we used to spray the flies in the dairy barn years ago. Thank goodness the pets took one whiff and walked away. This happened about one and half years ago. After shovling cow crap, spraying the flies with power sprayer and cleaning the milking barn floor, it tis a smell one doesn't forget easily. Sorry, I feel guilty knowing something about Menu Foods and not saying anything.
*Fly spray cannot get into pipeline milk system, bulk tank operation and of course this is after the cows went off to the pasture.

The owner of Menu Foods sounds like a hinky S.O.B.

Suzie-Q said...
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Suzie-Q said...

Old right-winger Gingrich will end up running. He is a multi-adulterer but will be the darling of Falwell and Dobson.
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Larry:

Hmmm...well, IF that DC madame turns over those 10,000 names he might not be running...but maybe running from his wife though!

ROFLMAO

Larry said...

Suzie,

I forgot about the madame. Gingrich probably has more appointments than the police chief of D.C.

Suzie-Q said...

Larry:

Well, we could guess that the majority of those 10,000 DC clients are Neocons, eh?

LOLMAO

teak said...

http://dogblog.dogster.com/2007/04/10/menu-pet-cfo-sold-about-half-his-stock-less-than-month-before-recall/

Sorry that link didn't work. They just said it over the news in Topeka too.

Larry said...

Suzie,

Bill Bennett will be on the list to since he is already stricken with the vice of gambling.

What's another vice among Repugs.

Mike said...

Suzie-Q said...
Old right-winger Gingrich will end up running. He is a multi-adulterer but will be the darling of Falwell and Dobson.
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Larry:

Hmmm...well, IF that DC madame turns over those 10,000 names he might not be running...but maybe running from his wife though!

ROFLMAO"

LOL thats a good one!

Suzie-Q said...

Listerine for Kids, Cool Blue recall--bacteria tainted.
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Teak:

How is everything getting so contaminated these days?

Suzie-Q said...
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Suzie-Q said...

What's another vice among Repugs.
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Larry:

They have so many vices, who can keep track of them and all of their scandals!
Alcohol, drugs, and hookers (male and/or female)

Ted Haggard sort of disappeared, didn't he?

LOL

Suzie-Q said...

Mike said...

Suzie-Q said...
Old right-winger Gingrich will end up running. He is a multi-adulterer but will be the darling of Falwell and Dobson.
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Larry:

Hmmm...well, IF that DC madame turns over those 10,000 names he might not be running...but maybe running from his wife though!

ROFLMAO"

LOL thats a good one!
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Hi Mike!

We'll see how fast Newt can run, eh? I wonder if he will be speakin' that Ghetto language while he is on the run?

LMAO

GEEZERPOWER said...

Good morning T&J bloggers...

Thom Hartman of Air America has signed up for the Rove event, and has recieved a reply on his cell phone, but so far no rsvp. If he passes muster he says that he will go with no camera or tape recorder...just wants to be there for first hand experience.

TomCat said...

I live in Portland. The pollution warnings are going up. :-(